BOTTLES OF NINE by MORGAN REED

                                                       BOTTLES OF NINE by Morgan Reed

There was once an old woman called Daisy
she was incredibly lazy

she liked to drink wine
in bottles of nine

and sometimes this sent her crazy


Now we thought she might change
but she became more deranged

and fell to the floor in a heap
then she met Sam
a wonderful man
and it made her heart go beep


One night while drunk
she met up with a hunk
and found out his name was Sam

they had a dance
and started a romance
and by chance
she's now in Ghana


Now Donna has met Sam
she's as quiet as a lamb
and only drinks wine by the case

She's taught Morgan to dance
while wearing short pants

and has a soft look on her face.....

by MORGAN REED (9 years old)

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