THE LENNY BRISCOE II REPORT

                                      RUBBISH REASON WHY GHANA CAN BEAT EGYPT Growing up in Tema, Ghana, we saw lots of footballers come and go. Mostly, good ones. Oh, you didn’t know? Tema has produced generation after generation of world-class footballers for Ghana. Think Joe Addo, Simon Addo, Ishmael Addo, Daniel Addo, Sebastian Barnes, Shamo Quaye(I bet you didn’t know he was Tema-based, did you?), Paa Joe Kuma, Attakora Amaniampong, Abdul Razak Ismail, Joe Fameyeh, Matthew “Klinsmann” Amoah etc etc. Even the bronze-winning Ghana U-20 side that played in the recent World Youth Tournament in Turkey (2013) had no less than SEVEN Tema-based “youngsters”. Fact. Now, when we growing up, there was an already grown-up neighbourhood champion footballer who had a call-up into the senior national team. I am not going to confirm if his ...

Q&A SESSION ! 1 Tell us a bit about yourself. Hi readers of Lenny Briscoe II’s blog! My name is Lydia and I’m 18 years old. I was born and raised in Munich, South Germany. At the moment I am a student and I’m going to finish school soon. This might be hard to believe for everyone, but I am 100% white and not mixed race, just to make it clear. So many people think I am, because of my natural curly hair. [Laughs]. 2 I heard the mixed-race rumours. I think it’s not just the curly hair; it’s also because you’ve rhythm! Have you always been into dancing in general ? Yes. When I was younger I attended Hip Hop and some ballet dance classes. My mother has also been a big influence for me as she is a professional dancer. 3 That explains it. What else are you into? I really like photography and editing videos and photos. I am also a bit into singing and rapping (I’m not the best, but it’s fun!) Music in general is very important to me. What’s more, I like doing ma...

                                                       THE COUNTS There's been lots of counting where I come from - counting of votes for they that want to be president and they who want to be parliamentarians. Counting of seats lost and/or won. Counts of "rejected ballot papers", counts of constituencies and percentage of voters that actually voted. Some even counting down Christmas. Counts of blah blah blah. Well, some of us have just been reading. Reading newspaper reports (with the standard propaganda, lobbying, campaigning, biased journalism), reading statuses on Twitter, Facebook and other so-called social media to keep up with the process. So after quite a nervous few days for myself and fellow countrymen (c'mon admit it), the results have finally come out without much brouhaha. Fair enough, there was the incident at Dzorwulu were voters...

                                                        BOTTLES OF NINE by Morgan Reed There was once an old woman called Daisy she was incredibly lazy she liked to drink wine in bottles of nine and sometimes this sent her crazy Now we thought she might change but she became more deranged and fell to the floor in a heap then she met Sam a wonderful man and it made her heart go beep One night while drunk she met up with a hunk and found out his name was Sam they had a dance and started a romance and by chance she's now in Ghana Now Donna has met Sam she's as quiet as a lamb and only drinks wine by the case She's taught Morgan to dance while wearing short pants and has a soft look ...