GHANAIAN PHOTOGRAPHER IN NIGERIA Pt.1
I knew I was about to witness the most expensive engagement/wedding ever – at least one that I would be a part of.

My (Ghanaian) mate was marrying a Nigerian woman of a certain hallowed profession. Not only that, she was from quite an illustrious background. And you know Nigerians, right? Right.

 So there was a certain degree of extravagance, panache and display of excesses expected. Guaranteed.

I knew there would be something for me to blog about, but what I thought was what I was going to blog about turned out not to be what I’m about to blog about. (That last sentence did not make sense,did it? Just ignore that).


THE ENGAGEMENT
Anyway, you are not going to read about the amount of cash (in dollars) spent on first class flights to Nigeria and back for about twenty-odd people. Or the prices charged per head by the so-called five-star hotels that were provided for the same number of people for a whole weekend. My God.

I am not even going to write much about the police escort -yes police escort- from the airport to the hotel or the eleven or so identical range rovers that were chauffeured by uniformed gentlemen who never spoke a single word. The motorcade was serious. I mean complete, with blaring sirens and all. No half-stepping with those lot.

I won’t dwell on the palace-sized auditorium hired for just the engagement. The family members had come out in full regalia. Gold and all things golden were everywhere.

For the boys that quaffed, the types of hard liquor and champagne available was the stuff of their dreams. Black Label, Ace of Spades, Moet and Cognac were more common than water on the night. No, really.

For someone not impressed by material things, that first impression did impress me but not as much as a five-minute speech by the photographer that was hired to take still shots of the event.

THE PHOTOGRAPHER
OK,so the show started and the groom and a few others were presented to the igwe and other dignitaries around the table. After lying prostrate on their faces three times in three minutes in the presence of the dignitaries, as was customary, the groom and his best men in their all-white gear were asked to return to their tables.

And then each one of them, including the groom had to state their professions. Nigerians and money. They reserved their loudest cheer for the Customs Officer. All they could see the money. They assumed he was neck-deep in bribery and corruption.

In my mind, I was wondering how expensive the wedding was going to be if that was just the engagement.

Finally, after the dogs were let off their tethers, we set out to explore the world-famous Lagos town. That was when anyone took notice of the photographer who had been with us the whole time. He was taking pictures of everything. He was taking so many awkward pictures, people started taking pictures of him taking pictures.

Then in my peripheral vision, I caught a security man sitting in front of a bank fast asleep. He had this hat at an angle that shadowed his face but he wasn’t fooling anybody. My fears were confirmed when the hat fell to the ground and exposed him. Five minutes later, he was still in the same position. That was when the photographer saw him and aimed his lenses at him. As if by magic, the security man stirred, woke up, saw us and bolted towards us. All 6’4”, 100kg of him………

To be continued

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