THE LENNY BRISCOE II REPORT

                                     TOP 10 BLASPHEMOUS NAS LINES   by Lenny Briscoe II *Before the ignorant start screaming “hater,hater” I have probably BOUGHT more Nas albums than them.( I had to state that). NASIR BEN OLU DARA JONES – One of the most prolific hip-hop artistes of our generation.   Nas A.K.A. God’s son has an obsession with the real God’s Son and God the Father in a way that could only be likened to Kanye West’s obsession with Michael Jackson. Thankfully, he has left out the Holy Ghost in his outrageous utterances. (Perhaps fully aware that blasphemy against the Holy Ghost is the only unpardonable sin in the scriptures . Truth! (Smart,innit?) Apparently, Nas has had flings with both Christianity and Islam i.e. practised either or both at one time or the other. It is as obvious as daylight that people take certain liberties with Christianity (that they won’t dare take with Islam), it therefore comes as no surprise that Nas targets the founder of

                                                        BOTTLES OF NINE by Morgan Reed There was once an old woman called Daisy she was incredibly lazy she liked to drink wine in bottles of nine and sometimes this sent her crazy Now we thought she might change but she became more deranged and fell to the floor in a heap then she met Sam a wonderful man and it made her heart go beep One night while drunk she met up with a hunk and found out his name was Sam they had a dance and started a romance and by chance she's now in Ghana Now Donna has met Sam she's as quiet as a lamb and only drinks wine by the case She's taught Morgan to dance while wearing short pants and has a soft look on her face ..... by MORGAN REED (9 years old)