THE LENNY BRISCOE II REPORT

I will update some new crazy post soon. I have been on my grind for a bit. I do apologize.Look out for some new stuff soon. Cheers. LBII.

Q&A SESSION ! 1 Tell us a bit about yourself. Hi readers of Lenny Briscoe II’s blog! My name is Lydia and I’m 18 years old. I was born and raised in Munich, South Germany. At the moment I am a student and I’m going to finish school soon. This might be hard to believe for everyone, but I am 100% white and not mixed race, just to make it clear. So many people think I am, because of my natural curly hair. [Laughs]. 2 I heard the mixed-race rumours. I think it’s not just the curly hair; it’s also because you’ve rhythm! Have you always been into dancing in general ? Yes. When I was younger I attended Hip Hop and some ballet dance classes. My mother has also been a big influence for me as she is a professional dancer. 3 That explains it. What else are you into? I really like photography and editing videos and photos. I am also a bit into singing and rapping (I’m not the best, but it’s fun!) Music in general is very important to me. What’s more, I like doing ma...

The AFCON/CAN has always been a showcase for African footballers for good reasons and bad. Scouts from Azerbaijan to Zimbabwean cattle-grazing pitch leagues troop to the tournament in their numbers to scoop new talent on the cheap. So how does a footballer shine in the hope of bagging a purse-bursting big money move? Talent, I suppose. But in the CAN , sometimes just raw talent is not enough. Unless you’re one of the few who can spot a nit on a gnat’s nut from 50 yards, it’s sometimes impossible to tell one unfamiliar player from the next without seeing the numbers on their shirts. [ To preclude charges of racism, I’m blacker than night] The very kind African footballes love to make life easy for the scouts so they use their head oops I meant their hair . The players that turned up at this year’s AFCON2013 did not disappoint. Spotting spectacularly horrific hairstyles, some of the players made Mr T look like Archbishop Desmond Tutu. [And I say “horrific in a good way]. Ev...

Being the occasional insomniac – no, I’m lying – being a habitual insomniac, I was flipping channels the other day when I stumbled across something on a random channel that almost knocked me off my knock-off couch. Showing on KOTV was a truly memorable Azumah Nelson fight from decades ago. I felt a tsunami of memories flooding my mind and I remembered exactly where I was when that particular fight aired live (yes, I know I’m old school). That was the era when GBC-TV hadn’t been funkified to GTV. Transmission started at about 16:00 every weekday and 10:00AM on weekends. They brought “transmission to a close” at midnight, every night. The Azumah Nelson fight was at 05:00AM. What that meant was that the station will bring the fight live to the nation and after the fight the personnel – together with their Abraham Lincoln-period machines – will go to sleep again, and resume broadcast at 10:00AM. I was a little tyke with no fancy-ass alarms on a smart phone. I did have a JJ Raw...

1.        An uncompromising encounter between….      [A football match] 2.        Playing from left to right                                   [or right to left] 3.        A ding-dong affair                                             [nothing sexual please] 4.        Nimble-footed 5.        Cheeky backheel, cheeky flick, cheeky lob      [All cheeky everything] ref#41 6.     ...