AN UNUSUAL BIRTHDAY STORY
If you thought this is about celebrating birthdays by popping champs in the VIP area, acting a fool to so-called Trap music or whipping and naenae-ing in the club and waking up in the morning next to a blonde-haired stranger with a fat ass, then you can stop reading here . Real OGs don’t do those things. This is about a trip to ASDA. (Real OGs do these things). And the seldom trip to ASDA is usually routine: a quick chat with the conscious security man, CJ. You know the usual topics like life, love, lust, ladies…oh and the merits (and demerits) of being young, sexy Black fathers etc etc bloody etc. Then it’s off to the magazine aisle. This is where I cop a FourFourTwo magazine. But not before I check through the fitness mags with their impossible and unattainable banners like: How to get Wladimir Klitschko arms in a week. How to get lats like Manny Pacquiao in 3 days. 5 minute abs. I may be e